{"product_id":"humorous-favorite-substitute-teacher-christmas-ornament-for-kids-gift","title":"Humorous Favorite Substitute Teacher Christmas Ornament for Kids Gift","description":"Imagine a classroom where the usual hum of chatter is punctuated by a sudden burst of laughter. This holiday ornament turns that scene into a memorable moment, celebrating the unsung heroes who keep the learning flowing. With its bold, unapologetic message, it's a gift that speaks directly to the heart of every substitute teacher.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for educators who appreciate a good laugh, this keepsake is great for Christmas tree decorating, classroom celebrations, or as a thoughtful surprise on a teacher's day. The playful tone matches the spirited energy of a busy school day, making it a fitting addition to any holiday décor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish. Edge-to-edge sublimation printing ensures bright, vivid colors that stay sharp even after years of hanging. A lightweight design and sturdy construction keep it safe for homes with kids or pets, while a festive gold cord makes hanging effortless.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLet this cheeky reminder bring a smile to the teacher who keeps classrooms running smoothly, and celebrate their dedication with a gift that will shine on the tree for many seasons. Add this humorous holiday keepsake to your cart today and give a teacher a memorable gift that will keep the classroom spirit high throughout the season.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for teachers who appreciate humor, this ornament is a playful nod to the everyday heroes who keep classrooms running. Its bright design and cheeky message will delight educators and bring a laugh to any holiday setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for holiday parties, classroom celebrations, or a surprise gift on Christmas morning, this ornament adds a dash of wit to the tree and reminds everyone that a good laugh can light up even the busiest day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this 3.25-inch oval ornament features edge-to-edge sublimation printing for vivid colors. Its lightweight construction and gold cord make it safe and easy to hang on any tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen the ornament hangs, the bold words 'Don't Trust A Substitute Teacher That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' spark instant laughter, reminding both teacher and student that a little humor can brighten the school day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd this humorous holiday keepsake to your cart today and give a teacher a memorable gift that will keep the classroom spirit high throughout the season and let the laughter echo long after the tree is taken down.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67998665867375,"sku":"PTM-154-18-327347","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0735\/8595\/0831\/files\/oval_ornament_327347_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792887526","url":"https:\/\/familygiftshoppe.co\/products\/humorous-favorite-substitute-teacher-christmas-ornament-for-kids-gift","provider":"Family Gift Shoppe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}